What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How does it smell?

Awful

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....