What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.