Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!