Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.