What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.