What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow