What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.