What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)