What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer