What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.