What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!