What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent