What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)