Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.