Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.