Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.