What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin