What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.