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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!