Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck