What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here