What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here