What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity