What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

How do you say bra in German?

dashud sthapem from flappen

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.