What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.