What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee