What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME