What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!