What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME