Bra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

How do you say bra in German?

dashud sthapem from flappen

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.