What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!