How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe