How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.