What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist