What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Previous Random Joke Next

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Why go to college?

There's Google.