How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Neanderthal Jokes More Neanderthal Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC