How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Dah okey pokey mon.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC