Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.