Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.