What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What do you call a baby bull?

A bully!

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!