Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!