All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Dubai fours
They ostrich-sized him
PIC on someone your own size!
Itali-cized.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Four-tified
Medium.
Pick on someone your own size.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A happy medium.
Australia.
A: It swells at night.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
The size of the tip.
A: Inflate it.
You stop feeding it.
Because size matters.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
Dubai-bye!
It snickers
The car and the bus both have wheels.
mourning wood
A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........
Matt
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
A: They want to make ends meet.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
The Czech bounced.
