How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.