What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!