What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.