Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.