Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.