Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.