Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.