What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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