Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."