What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit