What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.