What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Where I from?

Please tell me.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.