What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.