What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine