What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four