There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
The start menu.
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
He whale-d
There's 20 of them.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
