One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
A: One's a phony buck.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
I couldn’t turn it down.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Whedon?
Because a black widow has no husband.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
A Krismas goose.
Because he is a trans-parent.
They are both X-Men
Bruce Banner
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle