Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Touchy Subject Jokes More Touchy Subject Jokes

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.