Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day