Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.