What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....