What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.