What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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No Drought.**

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.