How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.