Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Tumble Jokes More Tumble Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!