What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....