What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**