How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!