How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Amazon'

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An EULer spill

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!